March 2012
Anonymous asked: 3 39 59 60!!!!
this is rather funny and out of the ordinary →
blua:
What’s the last thing you masturbated to?
Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Where do you like to be kissed most?
Do you have any sex toys?
What’s your favourite colour lingerie?
What colour panties are you wearing?
Where do you like to be touched most?
What’s your fetish?
What’s your sexiest article of clothing?
What’s your favourite sexual position?
What’s your favourite...
February 2012
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Congratulations @snooki, you're going to be a...
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Tweets from the 12 year old that lives across the...
mikefalzone:
“If it was funny to have a cake fight I would”
“Thinking what to tomorrow”
“Some times of you want to buy something you don’t have the money for it”
“Just saw some kid fall down my stairs”
“If our time was 2:00pm right now that would be weird”
“Teachers bug me”
“Having to much snacks makes you fat”
“If one of your friends did not know how to skateboard but instead he throws...
imnogoodatblogging asked: ladya tell me a secret please
Ask me anything →
Bored…
obscureferences asked: Also, ever since you said that, I've been really craving Eos. That shit is so good when it hits da lips
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I can’t tell if this bra is supposed to have this much cleavage or my boobs somehow got bigger….
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“But what makes punk special is going to a show, high fiving the kid with the...”
– mitch dubey, amen (via abcdefghijenna)
Anonymous asked: Just curious: how old are you?
“Fame is a vapor, popularity is an accident, riches take wings, those who cheer...”
– Harry S. Truman (via myquotelibrary)
holy shit these are cool
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100. broken a mirror?
Oh god, Dave Matthews is touring again. →
Dave Matthews has sold 17 million concert tickets. Seventeen million people. That’s about 1/10th the amount of people who voted in the 2008 presidential election. Therefore, in theory, Dave Matthews is a giant swing vote. If that doesn’t scare you, imagine this: Dave Matthews will be touring in the year of another presidential election, warping your brains, tryin’ ta make you think different....
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So I paid off school an told chemeketa to go fuck themselves! Oh and they owe me money!!! Muahahaha